Why Balaam?

January 14, in medieval France was known as the Feast of the Ass. It is also the day I came into the world, so I have taken on the persona of the second most famous person in history to have a talking donkey. The most famous being Shrek.

Here is the story of Balaam’s Ass. Try to imagine the voice of Mike Myers doing a Scottish accent for Balaam, and the voice of Eddie Murphey as the donkey,